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posted on 4 weeks ago
Attack the Block
- Pest: You're quite fit you know? Have you got a boyfriend?
- Sam: Yeah.
- Pest: You sure about him? Where is he? Cos he ain't exactly lookin' out for you tonight.
- Sam: He's in Ghana.
- Pest: You going out with an African then?
- Sam: No... he... he's helping children. Volunteers for the Red Cross.
- Pest: Oh... is it? Why can't he help children in Britain? Not exotic enough is it? Don't get a nice suntan. Tsst.
Attack the Block by DirtyGreatPixels
Well, ‘ere, lads, you’ve discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin’ head in!